Extravirgin
Munich, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
gassygirlfriend
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Nampa, United States
Love is…
Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
sixsix
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
spaceavery
Gresham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having amazing sex with my husband. When he blew his load, he also blew something else - a giant glob of snot, directly at my face. FML
eeewww
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML
dragonstooth257
🌶️ Spicy
Quickie
Today, while on vacation with my siblings and the horde of nieces and nephews, me and hubby managed to sneak in a quickie. It was a quickie alright. For the first time in our marriage he blew his load after 2 strokes because he was afraid of being interrupted. FML
Rumpkis
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fast and Furious
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
waitforit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
ThreeWeeksWithoutSex
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Parenting is exhausting
Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML
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Welshite 40
Well...fork.
pratikp03 22
Excited much?
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Comments (104)
vikky538 29
What were you thinking...
Marzell 12
I think it's kinda hot. so maybe this girl will take it as a compliment and a challenge to see how fast she can get you to cum again. (just make sure you give her hers. use toys, tongue, fingers whatever it takes). hopefully she wasn't mean about it. maybe not all is lost.
eyesshock72 4
Simple put cork plug and have fun then unplug cork here your spooning?
DARKDAY07 16
This ejaculated quickly... I mean escalated
awkotaco333 15
Damn You must've found her really hot
Creasy_fml 5
That's actually quite impressive
johnthejolly 10
It would have been just as bad if you busted while making out hahaha
VGQ 18
O_O
mcnuggeeett 12
She must of had one helluva toosh
Aallen97 12
Imagine what sex would of done.