Today, my girlfriend told me she’s visiting her male friend for her birthday. I told her I’m fine with it, but I'm really not. She’s going to spend a few days with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, my best friend came to visit from out of state. We had lunch, painted our nails and fell asleep sipping wine and watching movies. It was a perfect girl’s day. My boyfriend is now irrationally angry, because according to him it’s not fair that I can have a girl sleep over and he can’t. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You shouldn't have lied to her.
mike3775 39
So you told her you were ok with it, when in fact your not. Seems you have an issue telling the truth, which for a relationship, is very bad
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Comments (9)
Razz12901 11
run as fast as you can. if she cared about you she wouldn't stay with a guy "friend" , specially not for days
spinningrecords 14
Be gone before she gets back, it seems appropriate.
JackWood 21
This can't end well. Better find a female "friend" or two.
RichardPencil 32
You shouldn't have lied to her.
Ubehage 32
Lesson 1: Don't tell her you are fine with it, when you are not. Lesson 2: Run! This won't end well.
mike3775 39
So you told her you were ok with it, when in fact your not. Seems you have an issue telling the truth, which for a relationship, is very bad
Anderling 33
Bro, this is on you for not telling her truthfully that you’re not okay with it. Depending on what her relationship with the friend is even like, what “a few days” is, and whether or not she was planning something with you after, you may also need to take a deep breath and let go of that jealousy.
n3rdn3ss 8
Being honest, no matter how bad you think the reaction will be, it'll be worse when you lie and then later tell the truth. Better fess up to her now before things get too... risqué.
XxTruthBoyXX 3
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