Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
Today, I had to inform my midlife-crisis husband that the "weed" he had "scored" from his "dealer down the pub" was actually just a lot of mixed herbs. He refused to believe me and smoked it anyway, I mean, I'm only a chef in a restaurant, what do I know about herbs? He's still coughing by the way. FML
Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML
Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML
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Top comments
jdm_powered 6
Make special brownies next time and when he feels the effects, tell him he's being ridiculous and break his TV.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Marijuana is serious business....mkay.
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Comments (93)
miyaviichan 27
I honestly don't understand all of the YDIs. There are these things called jokes, and people like to make them occasionally.
meh1420 2
You shouldn't do that to people. Some people can't handle those kinds of jokes
dat_boy 3
Sounds like rage brownies! They make u trash other peoples rooms! Ydi op..
SqueakyChipmunk 22
The way he's acting, I say you slipped him some steroids.
Thisfreakingguy 10
"high" five for that one dude!
perdix 31
He was searching your room for your weed stash. Since he couldn't find it, he figures he ate it.
olpally 33
Lol... Never joke about baking brownies with weed. Bad things are bound to happen. Dumb ass.
Markg1994 0
I honestly don't understand what the hell your friend's problem is because, hell, even if you had put weed in those brownies, weed is awesome! He should have been happy!
thehurricanekid 6
Some people have no choice but to take this stuff seriously. Most employers drug test after all.
MrThumbsItUpMan 8
Drugs are bad mkay...you should never joke about them mkay drugs are bad mkay