Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML
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Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
Today, I had to inform my midlife-crisis husband that the "weed" he had "scored" from his "dealer down the pub" was actually just a lot of mixed herbs. He refused to believe me and smoked it anyway, I mean, I'm only a chef in a restaurant, what do I know about herbs? He's still coughing by the way. FML
Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML
Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML
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Top comments
jdm_powered 6
Make special brownies next time and when he feels the effects, tell him he's being ridiculous and break his TV.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Marijuana is serious business....mkay.
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Comments (93)
hateevryone 15
He was probably already high when he ate them.
onorexveritas 24
fhl for not being able to take a joke
sens3sfailing 25
They deserve it for not being able to take a joke
buckdharma 38
Run to the corner store and buy him a drug test that identifies THC, then the reefer madness will stop.
sens3sfailing 25
They sell those in grocery markets?
ClaremoreZebra 8
Yeah, they have all sorts of cheap, at home drug tests available at pharmacies. I've had quite a few friends screwed over by their parents thanks to these.
j_cat187 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why do Brits say mental and Americans say crazy?
sens3sfailing 25
Vernacular
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well okay, I didn't put weed in the brownies. It was bath salts... Now will you please stop eating my face?
winkydog4056 16
Mental mate was just pissed for eating brownies with no free weed. Mate went mental due to the brownies sucked.
deadeyedex 6
It's not like weed is that bad....
kakarot2 11
Oh you master troll you!
robo_thunder 13
He threw a fit of rage over that?? I would have thanked you.
kathryn14 19
Same. I would be so happy and then take some to go!
rhysfucker 24
Dipshit.
seandoc 13
What a gullible little bastard!