Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I baked strawberry muffins for my family, putting half a strawberry on each of them. Only when it was too late did I realize that they looked like extremely creepy breasts. FML
Today, I brought a “safe” store-bought cake to a potluck and dropped it on the sidewalk while getting out of the car. I showed up anyway, carrying the box like it was still fine. It was not. FML
Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML
Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "This tastes like shit!" I said. His wife baked it. FML
Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
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Miss_Whipped 43
The real question is why your neighbors hang around dumpsters behind abortion clinics.
NelaGacic 20
As long as it tasted good! :)
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Comments (112)
md101 18
Bury all of is in down votes! (Except #4 and #21).
jo0owe 9
you baked a strawberry cake without making sure you had strawberry wtf....learn to cook its easy you have to read...
rocker_chick23 27
She obviously knows how to cook if she can make a strawberry cake. A garnish is used to make the cake look pretty, nothing to do with her ability to cook.
jo0owe 9
maybe but when you cook something, you always have to make.sure.you got.all.you need BEFORE starting....she obviously didnt.check, and you dont have to.be a chef to cook a cake come on, cake are the easiest because.you HAVE to follow.the receipe otherwise it fails, anyway its might be becaause im a cook that i feel like judging....anyway ill go back to my kitchen....
ChibiChibi_fml 28
When baking it is important to make sure you have all the ingredients for a recipe, this is true. However, when it comes to decorating said cake, as long as you aren't paid for something specific, you can do whatever you want to do. It is not absolutely necessary to have the prettiest decorations available in order to be able to bake a cake you want to eat. Decoration is extra. She baked a strawberry cake, she lacked extra purely aesthetic strawberries. That doesn't mean she doesn't know how to bake or that she can't follow a recipe. That means that as long as the cake is edible, decorations are not important enough to halt a desire to have cake due to a lack of them.
Dthsapprntc 23
The cake is a lie, there are only cookies. Through cookies I gain happieness, Through happieness I gain weight, Throught weight I gain Obesity, The force had nothing to do with it.
EpicGuy70 13
I would eat that cake! I bet your neighbor is pissed because he is a failed abortion.
MACARONInCHEESE 10
I'm sure it's berry good
worldclassrager 41
...how the hell did they know that? They closed down that abortion clinic down the street from me I bet... It's a cake...explain you were out and things should be back to working order
mt631 18
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mt631 18
What a horrible thing to say! Some people these days. Don't worry about it OP, just don't give them any cake.
Lang88 13
You should of said,"How did you know? That's exactly where I found it."
rocker_chick23 27
I would have said that while eating it and staring at them as I did, hoping it would make them very uncomfortable.
Latino_Nino 10
As long as it taste good then it's aight.