Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, as I was bent over drying my legs after a shower, my girlfriend snuck behind me and pulled a hair off my ballsack for absolutely no good reason. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Top comments
carrythebanner 3
Dudes should know by now never ask girls when they're on their periods
DocBastard 40
What kind of idiot asks that? Oh right, you do. NEVER ask that. Never.
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Comments (95)
Mearemoi 14
Personally, I think YDI. On another note, at least your leg is shaved?
saksxalmo 20
#43-- Wow, you're so insightful. You're totally right-- all women are exactly the same and act like OP's girlfriend all the time. It's biological! Seriously, just because you're gay and don't have to deal with women doesn't give you a right to be sexist...
saksxalmo 20
I think you're on your period.
saksxalmo 20
Grr, this was supposed to be a reply to #45.
ChloeRenee27 0
Yoou better not piss her off .
fentron 3
Sounds like a shitty day
Akharr01 5
Same thing i would have done
AlfishKK 7
Sounds like your girlfriend is just a bitch in general.
thisbitchlys 0
boys who talk about our periods... off with their heads.