Sdutent
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WTF?
Mesa, United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
damnit
United States
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Imrickar
United States
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
a single fuck
Berlin, Germany
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
mandinga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Please?
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
johnnycomehelpme
Skokie, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice try
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
potatoehead178
Fairfield, United States
I should?
Today, while I finished my business with my girlfriend, she asked if I used Viagra. I replied, "No I never use Viagra." She responded with, "You should." FML
Steve.mc
Canada
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
tmi4me
United States
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Top comments
mrcarmine 0
nah that's bad news, you don't want to be with someone who cheated on someone else with you. it sets a bad precedent. poor guy.
jonathanbirriel 0
That is horrible news, my friend. It's a very simple rule: IF SHE'LL CHEAT WITH YOU, SHE'LL CHEAT ON YOU!
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Comments (45)
Lou_Briccant 0
"Today my girlfriend said something in a joking manner to me, and now I can't trust her anymore. FML" Geezits, do you really think someone who is cheating would give it away that easily?
holynemesis1208 3
don't you feel special.
FlickMyBean 0
Joey Greco that shit.
puhffft 0
Once a cheater, always a cheater. Be careful with that one. Personally, I'd drop her.
StayClassy 0
#6 and #24 nailed it on the head. I had a girl that started as an affair, she chose me, we dated 2 years, then I found out she boned other dudes for a year and a half of it and eventually chose a creepy 30 year old LARPer over me. Get outta there.
TheOrpheus 0
Run. get your ass outta' that relationship.
itybitykity 0
Yesssss, #3
BJacobs 0
you're stupid for asking in the first place, but at least it turned out ok :) some back story might be necessary, for example if her last boyfriend was your best friend or something like that
puhffft 0
#28: Honestly, I don't think a back story is necessary. Cheating is never acceptable; it's one of the select few issues that is black and white (at least for me). If she could rationalize cheating once, she could rationalize it again. If she didn't want to be in a relationship, she should have ended it. End of story. Relationships are built upon trust. Once that trust crumbles, everything else falls with it.
justinsbaby291 0
i think she was just being cute and playful....i dont think she meant that she was cheating on someone else