Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
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Top comments
dibbledipps 0
A good girlfriend would be flattered.
Hgielad_720 0
Wow haha. That was an epic answer. ;) I'm proud of him.
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Comments (165)
Zmeilerr 22
Gary that was funny the first 3 times you said it. Actually no it was never funny. Of course she has eyes see? You fail
lilybugie 0
ydi for askig a stupid question.
Brandon_ryan 0
point boyfriend
gigilvrs6 0
YDI for having irresistible boobs.
mcxhunni 0
your gay for badly photoshopping photos. im uploading you on the fail blog right now
tati3092 1
I love when my bf looks at my boobs haha get over it at least he likes something bout u
julierichards97 0
ydi for having a Douche bag boyfriend
ThatsAfurry 9
ydi for asking that question, your engaged,you should be past that stage where you ask that question without being open to the answer
klutzycleo 5
Exactly.
Cabbotage 0
sounds like a keeper to me. definite "introduce to parents" material
Thedrugslikeme2 0
Hey leastwise he's indubitably honest.
evilcartman 0
i love your boobs too