Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
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dibbledipps 0
A good girlfriend would be flattered.
Hgielad_720 0
Wow haha. That was an epic answer. ;) I'm proud of him.
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Comments (165)
LOLSWAT 0
hey, op! be glad he likes ur ****.
BadKitty13 28
HaHa So you should start staring at his Crotch and see what hes says. You can give him the same answer. LOL !!!!!
GaryBusey1121 0
ahhhh!!!! where are your eyes at? how do u type with no eyeballs? ahhhhhhhhh!!!!
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
ugh, dumbass... -_- y do guys like boobs so much anyway?
GaryBusey1121 0
if you weren't 13 I would proudly answer this question
boopityboppity 11
I think you should just answer her. I'm curious as to what you'd say.
GaryBusey1121 0
the last thing I need is Chris Hanson in my house again.
boopityboppity 11
No, really. Lend me two cents.
Sulphuric_Glue 16
"Why do guys like boobs" is like asking "why do women like penises". Firstly, it doesn't take into account homosexuals, and secondly, it is a trait we evolved to find mating partners - if we didn't like boobs, there would be a drastically reduced rate of mating and, therefore, the Human species would die.
roobear 2
Some day women will learn not to ask questions like this and get offended when men answer truthfully. Until then, we have FML.
ulicksam 0
No they won't.
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
#40 -0- japan!? I've always wanted to go!! I'm Korean anyways but still...
thesunsetglow_fml 8
WOOO Koreans FTW! My boyfriend is from Korea :)
kiwi00 0
I think that's a good answer to your question.
yummycupcakegirl 0
Well you're lucky, my Cousin's boyfriend hated her small boobs.
mcxhunni 0
what? what is this i dont even...
like_its_ya_bday 0
lmao haha ur bf is honest right?
elmorous 0
lol