Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
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dibbledipps 0
A good girlfriend would be flattered.
Hgielad_720 0
Wow haha. That was an epic answer. ;) I'm proud of him.
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Comments (165)
bent80 0
YDI for asking a stupid question like that. Someday women will realize that if guys have something nice to say, we will. If we don't volunteer it, don't ask.
jamrho3708 0
thats not a FML that's kinda just how we are... bet it was meant as the highest compliment
K1ll_J0y 0
oh, I can't believe I didn't think about that when she asked me that question.
niggatyrone 0
well sorry, I thought you would take it as a compliment. sheesh......
jayvik333 0
how come on the app there's not like button..."( but anyway I like.. lol
shanniemac 2
So that's not the right thing to say?
jhb33 4
Very true. At least he doesn't lie to you
bigbangvip1 7
only in japan
jettangeles 6
At least he's honest.
sprinkybagels 10
Keep him.