Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
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Top comments
dibbledipps 0
A good girlfriend would be flattered.
Hgielad_720 0
Wow haha. That was an epic answer. ;) I'm proud of him.
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Comments (165)
Lpfan55 0
It's a benefit to seeing someone. I probably would have said the same.
syedlink27 0
nice all the way from japan..
Quest_ 13
It was rather rude of your fiance to answer your question that way. Of course it's nice that he finds your body sexy, but to cite being able to look at your breasts whenever he wants as the best feature of your relationship would be hurtful.
rasta_pasta 4
then she shoulda never asked that question, no man enjoys it and we're always going to use some snarky comeback
pdp_fml 21
Men really like boobs. You should take it as a compliment.
uroborous 0
you should take that one as a compliment. and be happy that he is so attracted to you that he continually stares at your boobs and not the boobs of every other woman out there
RufusCade 7
OP, never ask a question you might not want to hear the answer to. YDI
toohottiedottie 2
isn't that every guy's favorite part?
ulicksam 0
That's one of those set up questions that rarely has an answer the questioner can't get pissed at. YDI for digging for compliments.
Bluedoh 3
sounds like a sweet rack, u should be proud.
saragr94 2
you asked for it.. he was probably joking