Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was in a pissy mood because she said none of her friends have been texting to check on her lately since she changed her number. I asked if she gave the new number out. She said that no, she wanted to see who cared enough to call and ask for her new number. She doesn’t get it. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
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xenomorph 0
No one's answering her calls --> her phone may be broken
Elf_My_Life 0
Suck to be you. xP How do you know it isn't her home phone she's talking about eh?
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C0urante 0
Anyone ever stop to think that nobody's answering because her phone is broken, and she discovered it AFTER posting her status?
MagicMeds 0
No, we don't like to think many thoughts around here. Our thoughts are "FAKE *hate*", "WHAT A BITCH!" and "well why'd you do that anyways?"
girlygirl666 0
I agree. OP was "unhinged" because she didn't give him her number, and went right to her facebook to stalk her. Way creepy! Her survival instincts kicked in. If she keeps seeing him around in strange places- like the bushes around her house, hopefully her instincts tell her to get a restraining order.
Rebecca1993 0
I still think that she just didn't want to give him her number.. And instead of hurting his feelings she tried to lie about her phone. Simple :b
MrTrueRedneck 0
noone is answering her calls because her phone is broken and it is not ringing on the other line it happened to me before
jessxoxo28 5
weel, she's just not into u than... get some1 else
Rebecca1993 0
OP should have checked to see what time she posted her status.. if it was before, she was telling the truth. After, she was lying.
CreepyStalker 0
aw dude, that sucks. this kinda thing happens to me all the time. Why do women have to be so two faced?
expen_dable 0
Guys can do the same thing, two of my best friends are overweight and they have been rejected rather meanly by guys a few times. Are you saying that a girl ALWAYS has to accept a guys advances? A girl can never reject a guy, or else she's shallow? Just because your mom never turns any guy down doesn't mean all girls are supposed to be like that.
munim 0
Hmm. just think. Maybe... she wrote that status message before she realized that her phone is broken. Before that, she thought no one was answering her calls, while infact, since her phone is broken, none of her calls were even going through!! Or maybe, she can't receive calls! The more I think about it, the more I feel that this has happened.. She was not lying to you. Her phone is actually broken! So whatever, ask her number after christmas and add her on facebook for now.
snafu57 1
answer her Facebook and tell her her phone must be broken. and sign it.
Lauren_luv 0
Well maybe she thought you meant her cell phone and the phone she was referring to people were answering her from was her house phone.You should specify that you wanted either number.If not and she was a total jerk face then she isn't worth it anyway.