Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
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kyleenstar 0
She sounds like a bitch anyway...
pinktiger 0
if she never liked u then she shouldnta said yes...no offense :D
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Comments (119)
tmanapoo 0
Get your brother back.
DieterDerBlau 0
Ditch her ass for someone who actually LIKES you...
NorskVind 1
I don't even get a homecoming. I graduated High School. :(
redbluegreen 41
Me too. D: But hey, now you/we have an excuse to sneak in!
DameGreyWulf 1
Pfft, I never went to homecoming. I think I got asked once... ah, no, wait, I'm confusing that with a junior high dance that was basically the same thing (held shortly after homecoming lol... losers). I only went to prom, and I hated it with a passion. Never again. I don't understand what's so great about dances... boring as hell.
redbluegreen 41
I've been to prom a couple of times. I only really liked my first one, which was on a boat. And last years was alright... But I never understood the appeal of homecoming. Is it like, you bring someone and you're mentality is, 'Hey, I'm going to show this person off, and pretend they're going to be my squeeze for the rest of the year,' or is it a practice prom? Middle school dances scare me. It's like when you find out who's going to be that slutty freshman in high school and which ones are going to drop out, do drugs, etc.
NorskVind 1
I can't sneak into homecoming/prom. Lol. I'm too damned aged, they'd think I was a teacher before a student. xD
redbluegreen 41
Have you seen some high school kids? And it's almost Halloween now. All kinds of nifty things you can acquire in order to sneak in somewhere. Plus, there's always parties after prom.
IOwnedYou 0
Rofl, she probably didn't flirt with him, you're just that stupid.
Gasbarro 3
What a rude little bitch. I hope you took her home after that dinner instead of Homecoming.
nuclear 0
It's rude, yeah but you have to put yourself in her shoes. Plus she could have been even more rude. And in public. I think I'm trying to make you feel better.. I don't really know either.
anjobanjo 0
It was very tacky of her to say the least. You shouldn't hang around people like that. Definetly you deserve better
DameGreyWulf 1
No but she could have not been a complete twat and flirted with his brother when it was he who asked her to homecoming. If she didn't like him, she shouldn't have accepted, but instead she acts like a hoe.
stairshurtz 0
Rofl sucks for you man
katiebella1988 0
wow that sticks. sorry hun
blastvortex 4
If it means that much to you, then confront him/her or just forget going to HC with her altogether. You can probably find someone better anyway.