Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
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Top comments
kyleenstar 0
She sounds like a bitch anyway...
pinktiger 0
if she never liked u then she shouldnta said yes...no offense :D
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Comments (119)
darkshadow_fml 0
YDI for being the ugly brother
ccc01 1
Only child ftw
pencilsupmynose 0
what a bitch
Creamysweeps 5
LOL okay for some reason when I read the FML I imagined Ops bro to be like five. and then I kept reading and I woz like WHAT! hahhahahaa. yeah.
neongurl98 10
you said that you took her dinner and she flirted with your brother. but u asked her after that??? you deserve that dumbass!
mkid232 15
The wording on the FML is a bit tricky, but what he means is before the homecoming dance, not the actual asking.
kaseylynn123 5
aww shes obviously not worth your time.
imbedderdenu 23
1. why would you not take her out to dinner in the first place. 2. sounds like you found out what she's really like and she's obviously not worth your time.
CougeeSwagg 19
Bitches be trippin nig! Sloots will be sloots
CantTouchThat 29
Sounds like you should go for her sister instead. Do I hear double wedding bells?!?! =D