The haves and the have nots
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, the friend who I'm crushing on but doesn't like me like that back said she wants us to keep our distance AND got angry because I told her I joined a dating app. Now she thinks I lied about my feelings. FML
Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
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Top comments
BeefyQueefy 14
Friends that don't share your happiness are not your friends
tre tre 5
she probably also likes him
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Comments (18)
Mightytall 35
Tell your friend to keep repeating „I’m mature.“ If she keeps holding her grudge, then good riddance... find a real friend.
tre tre 5
she probably also likes him
BeefyQueefy 14
Friends that don't share your happiness are not your friends
DanielleinDC 34
Some friend. Sure I'd be disappointed if my friend had a date for homecoming and I didn't, but I wouldn't pull this bullshit on her.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
are you sure she was actually your best friend
MikuandKaito 24
Misery loves company.
Deez_Knots 10
He can take u both
Ki Ana 8
Very petty 🤦🏾♀️
devi_916 39
Jealousy is a bitch.
Jorn van der Ar 13
Why do you consider an idiot your best friend?