Jim
Today, I was walking to the bus for my first day at my new school. I tripped in the darkness and split my chin open and broke my arm. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ljubljana, Slovenia
No good deed…
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Kathryn
United States
Bad start
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Heavy sandwich, man
Today, I was sitting on park bench eating a sandwich when suddenly the bench broke and I fell and broke my arm. FML
London
United Kingdom
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Anonymous
Wheeling, United States
Outside is bad
Today, I went outside for the first time in a week and ended up tripping over something, busting my lip and nose, and breaking a tooth. I ran away in a dazed and confused panic while dropping all my stuff. Not going outside again for a while. FML
AllThatJazz
United States
Do as I say…
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Icy
United States
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Anonymous
United States
Transit
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
___Ruby_____
Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML
Top comments
Shabnam Moghal 14
Your first school trip on the first day of school? You must have broken a record!
GumStickExtraGmail 22
this is why schools shouldn't start at damn 5 am. In my state, we wake up, go to school, and when I left the door, my mom would say "goodnight" to me. thats how early it was.
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Shabnam Moghal 14
Your first school trip on the first day of school? You must have broken a record!
Nova Solarius 10
Will that need a cast as well?
simcityguy09 19
And a bone
TMO2142 25
Ouch, splitting your chin open hurts, I did it when i was 6 or 7 but i fell off a tall mcdonalds chair.
Lemou_fml 25
Chin up and brush the dust of your arm. I'll show my self out. Don't worry, it's not dark around here.
Dave_Davington 34
So, what have you learned so far?
GumStickExtraGmail 22
this is why schools shouldn't start at damn 5 am. In my state, we wake up, go to school, and when I left the door, my mom would say "goodnight" to me. thats how early it was.
Nicoleu 17
WHAT TIME DO YOU START SCHOOL? In Australia school starts at 9am and finishes at 3pm