Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
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kyleenstar 0
She sounds like a bitch anyway...
pinktiger 0
if she never liked u then she shouldnta said yes...no offense :D
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fatzoboy 0
hahahaha
portlandrima 0
Slap her and tell her to effin chew her food
wiserman 0
you live in virginia. which i'm guessing means all three of you are related anyway. so fyl for living in virginia.
UGFTW 0
Man I hate it when I laugh at these type of comments. I feel so terrible after I realize how bad it is....
writer08 0
Damn man, you have my sympathy. She had to have known that you liked you if you asked her to the dance, but then starts flirting with your own brother right in front of you? Way better off without her.
plexico 4
You could have a hot sister-in-law and when your brother becomes a big, fat pig after the wedding, you can nail her then. Patience, my friend, patience.
FerrariCake 2
If she's only 14, that might be a long time away. Although I guess they do live in the south, so maybe not.
plexico 4
A lot of states have "Romeo and Juliet" exceptions to their age of consent. An age difference between the partners of three or four years can make things legal that would otherwise not be. All of the 50 states have their own laws.
337294 0
I think your braindead since when does being in the south affect you age in marriage u stupid Yankee your just mad the rangers are going to the world series(:
feed_the_ducks 0
Ouch that blows because I'm pretty sure you were asking her to homecoming as a date, however, maybe homegirl did not know that before hand.
Dubstep_fml 1
ouch :[ im sorry bro
flyboy57 0
your brother is a pimp!
FerrariCake 2
You have a lot to learn about girls, OP. Most girls crave attention from guys. They love nothing more than to have guys fight over them. And if it's brothers fighting over them, that's even better. So being the naive, innocent lad that you are... you thought you were doing the proper thing by introducing her to your family. No. Don't do that. Most girls will instinctively do exactly what this girl did: she knew you liked her, so she flirted with your brother to see if the two of you would fight over her. It's nothing personal, but you really need to learn the way this works or you'll be one of those poor morons that is used by girls over and over until you go insane and murder one of them. Then you'll have a true FML to post. Get wise now.
DameGreyWulf 1
Mm, I'll admit that if I had people competing over me, I would be flattered... but if they acted like screwball children and got into an actual fight, I'd be disgusted. And I most certainly wouldn't purposely instigate the competition. If a guy misreads my intentions and tries to compete for my attention, that's his fault/overeagerness. Any bitch who purposely tries to make people fight over her is just that; a bitch, and a bitch undeserving of any attention at that.
redbluegreen 41
Mmm, I see you doing my mmm's. It feels pretty great. XD [/not serious] I could never understand siblings hitting on someone's date. Or girls who wanted guys to fight over them. No one really loves, or even truly likes, anyone in that situation, and I, personally, would just walk away. I've done it before. I stick by the, “If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were.” That, and, keep your hands off other people's plates.
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh yes, most certainly. If it were someone like my SO's friend or sibling, I'd be more pissed than I would be flattered. Who do they think they are? That's a good saying... I've never heard the latter half, just the "set them free" part.
redbluegreen 41
I believe the quote is from a story, something about a king and a songbird. There's also a similar one about a boy and a rocking horse. Book of Virtues, FTW! But if you really love someone, you want them to be happy, even if you're no longer a part of their life. That, and when you love someone, you never stop, even if you break up. You accept it, and move on. That's how I see it anyway. And who you go to homecoming with/date in high school is just practice for later in life.
DameGreyWulf 1
I agree, that's true love... And I think quite a few philosphers and famous people agree. There are so many quotes that pretty much say the same lol
redbluegreen 41
Mhm, but it's one thing to say, another to practice.
feed_the_ducks 0
Ferrari that's not true of all girls. If my homecoming date introduced me to his family, I wouldn't go straight for the brother who was hitting on me, though I would feel flattered that he thought I was attractive.
possumisawesome 0
Agreed.