Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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thektulu7 0
Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.
Dutchie2010 0
Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...
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Comments (228)
jaymers 3
next time build him a cake or something.
HereWithoutYou_fml 0
i asked a boy to prom by putting post it's all over his car. much easier to get off. should've done it that way
Jabulls 0
hahha you suk, I need a pic of you too really see the true story.
magiczipperman 0
i thought wrting on cars is something you did to people whom you didnt like...
strangersdk 0
Writing on his car was definitely not a good idea. Now he has work to do. Props to him for thinking of writing no on yours instead of just telling you.
Epimetheus 0
What's with all these teenagers doing ridiculously elaborate (and a lot of the time creepy) ways of asking people to the prom? Can't you just ask them?! Yeesh.
irlydontcare 0
what's wrong with you?? i think people these days confuse romantic w/ creepy and stupid. you, are the latter.
Hatoshi 0
Throw a brick in his face with the message *aaaaaaaw c'mon*
foltaggio 0
You can always go to prom with me.. joking. I wish a girl would do that to me, but the probability of getting a prom date at all is approximately .4%
hootersgirl09 0
K hun, you're creepy. Don't mess with a guy's car . No, you NEVER mess with a guy's car . I don't feel sorry for you at all, who actually writes on people's cars? Like you could try just going up to him and asking him . Or even a simple note on the windshield will do . Writing on a guy's car asking him to prom SCREAMS desperateness . Major turnoff . Good luck . xoxo, Kate :]