Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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thektulu7 0
Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.
Dutchie2010 0
Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...
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Comments (228)
Lou_Briccant 0
Don't sweat it, #121. Prom is lame as hell anyways. There are way better things to do than prom.
heysup456 0
it does not scream desperateness. but you shouldn't have written on his car. i like the post it idea that one of the other girls who commented did. that shit takes forever to come off, but post its you can just pull right off. its also not confusing romance with creepy and stupid. it depends on the personality of the other person. if this guy was someone you dont know all that well, you shouldnt have messed with his car. but if you knew him really well and you knew that it wouldnt bother him to mess with his car, then it would have been a different story. but those marker things take forever to get off and you really shouldnt do that to a guys car. post its was a better way to go. if a girl asked me to prom by putting post its all over my car i'd think it was funny and a cute idea but if a girl wrote all over my car, shit i'd be pissed too. probably why he said no.
dancing_bear 0
Nobody has mentioned this: where was his car when you did this? How long did it take? Why did nobody see you? Did you sneak up his drive in the middle of the night and do it then??
hegoesagain 0
hahaha. sorry.
irlydontcare 0
@heysup, haha no. it was creepy and stupid. @OP you need to stop sniffing the crazy.
McLaughlane 0
it's probably because you wrote on his car. I'd be ******' livid...I don't care if it was washable or not! Leaving a note on his window? Cute. Writing on his car? Bad idea. YDI.
HRaeH 0
That's...kind of creepy. Whatever happened to the good, old-fashioned, "Hey! Wanna go to prom with me?" You know--verbally, not all over his windshield.
ForAllEternity 0
Ouch. I asked a guy to prom by putting post its on his car, but I didn't do it in the middle of the day for everyone to see. I also didnt leave. I went to his job on a day that I knew he was working till closing and waited 5 minutes before he got out to start putting post its up, that way I wasn't putting post its on his car while there were people still in the parking lot. I was also best friends with the guy and knew him well enough to know that putting the post its on his car was something he'd find cute and funny and I knew he was going to say yes. You went about it all wrong.
RespondomaticMan 0
You don't mess with a male's car. Seriously, you are lucky that was all he did.
epicfailLOL123 0
i call you writing on his car, VANDALISM. DUMBASS YOU DESERVED IT