Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Medicare for all
Today, I had to have emergency work done on my teeth after I seized in the shower and smashed my face into the tub. Apparently, the dental insurance I'd been paying for but had never used ended its coverage 4 days ago, because my job was no longer working with them. FML
Medicare for all
Today I started bleeding from my gums and nose - I have bone marrow cancer and my insurance denied the only treatment available to me because my "health problem" isn't "bad enough". FML
Today, I found out my insurance company denied my claim because they had me marked down as "male" and yet also pregnant. I now have to prove to them that I'm actually a woman. FML
Snaggletooth
Today, I finally got my health insurance after waiting a few months. Now I have to wait at least 6 months before getting my cracked tooth fixed, thanks to the pandemic. FML
Great, just great
Today, after finally working there long enough for medical and dental insurance to kick in, my employers decided we should part ways. Then, while I was eating dinner, my crown popped off. FML
Cancel culture
Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, I chipped my tooth by biting down on my toothbrush. I don't know what hurts more: the irony or the fact I have no dental insurance until January. FML
Today, I arrived at the doctor's to schedule surgery to find out my insurance got canceled again. I only just got it reinstated after the last time they screwed up and canceled it. It took me 6 months to get it fixed. FML
Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML
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whiteboy7thst 2
This is how rock bottom feels.
deadpool91 0
wow you must have some pretty bad teeth lol
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Comments (75)
EvilPotato 15
out of curiosity, could OP sue?
jallee 1
Aflac won't deny you for dental coverage, providing you are between the ages of 18-70.
GetOwnedPuppy 0
idk what fails more: the fact that you got denied even though they said you can't (they fail). or the fact that you got denied from a place that doesn't deny people (you fail)
thomas357 0
fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jstars131 0
I bet they just hated you.
i13Zero 5
Sue their asses off!
skikid 0
i live in Canada so i get free health care, including most dental work, and if it costs money you can usually get provincial refunds. So maybe moving to canada is a better solution!
StaRRrRr 0
what a perfect scam
savanh_fml 0
that's when u say **** it and drink lmfao
monrizzo 0
sue them for false advertising!