Anonymous
United States
Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Chad
Norfolk, United States
Medicare for all
Today, I had to have emergency work done on my teeth after I seized in the shower and smashed my face into the tub. Apparently, the dental insurance I'd been paying for but had never used ended its coverage 4 days ago, because my job was no longer working with them. FML
Neal
Medicare for all
Today I started bleeding from my gums and nose - I have bone marrow cancer and my insurance denied the only treatment available to me because my "health problem" isn't "bad enough". FML
notaman
Marion, United States
Today, I found out my insurance company denied my claim because they had me marked down as "male" and yet also pregnant. I now have to prove to them that I'm actually a woman. FML
sara
Canada
Snaggletooth
Today, I finally got my health insurance after waiting a few months. Now I have to wait at least 6 months before getting my cracked tooth fixed, thanks to the pandemic. FML
Anonymous
United States
Great, just great
Today, after finally working there long enough for medical and dental insurance to kick in, my employers decided we should part ways. Then, while I was eating dinner, my crown popped off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Cancel culture
Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
emisara93
Today, I chipped my tooth by biting down on my toothbrush. I don't know what hurts more: the irony or the fact I have no dental insurance until January. FML
LostSoul
Today, I arrived at the doctor's to schedule surgery to find out my insurance got canceled again. I only just got it reinstated after the last time they screwed up and canceled it. It took me 6 months to get it fixed. FML
Username
France
Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML
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whiteboy7thst 2
This is how rock bottom feels.
deadpool91 0
wow you must have some pretty bad teeth lol
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avatar0810 15
u can sue for that
AntoshaChekhonte 6
Cue furious, largely ignorant debate on socialized medicine in 5...4...3...2...
starile 20
Nope.
alexg823 0
How ironic... **** it, let's do it.
aussie_gemini 5
or just find another insurance company... suing seems over rated.
shamille 5
Insurance companies are lie machines
YacL 15
Deny'd. False advertising strikes again.
LakersFanatiC 3
Maybe false advertising or OP has some freaky messed up teeth, who knows
iliv2serv 0
If it isnt meth-could it be years of dip? Or just a lifelong aversion to toothpaste? Fyl cuz u screwed up your whole life if thought whatever nasty thing you were doing is ok..go to a dental school though and you might be able to get free or severely discounted care.
geeksaresexy 18
Bad teeth can be genetic. My mum and brother have always looked after their teeth whereas my dad and I never did any more than quickly brushing our teeth (I also eat a ton of sweets and when I was younger I never brushed mine at all). I have never had a single cavity, my dad got his first (and only) cavity at 51 years old but my mum and brother have mouths full of fillings.
totallyfylindeed 4
hey no. 4 it's you lol jks funny pic from a funny movie :)
dgr8ing 0
you STOL my picture dude! I had it first change yours!!!
birdfreak 24
haha wow they need to change that or remove it all together because I'm pretty sure saying you might be denied could lose some business