Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Medicare for all
Today, I had to have emergency work done on my teeth after I seized in the shower and smashed my face into the tub. Apparently, the dental insurance I'd been paying for but had never used ended its coverage 4 days ago, because my job was no longer working with them. FML
Medicare for all
Today I started bleeding from my gums and nose - I have bone marrow cancer and my insurance denied the only treatment available to me because my "health problem" isn't "bad enough". FML
Today, I found out my insurance company denied my claim because they had me marked down as "male" and yet also pregnant. I now have to prove to them that I'm actually a woman. FML
Snaggletooth
Today, I finally got my health insurance after waiting a few months. Now I have to wait at least 6 months before getting my cracked tooth fixed, thanks to the pandemic. FML
Great, just great
Today, after finally working there long enough for medical and dental insurance to kick in, my employers decided we should part ways. Then, while I was eating dinner, my crown popped off. FML
Cancel culture
Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, I chipped my tooth by biting down on my toothbrush. I don't know what hurts more: the irony or the fact I have no dental insurance until January. FML
Today, I arrived at the doctor's to schedule surgery to find out my insurance got canceled again. I only just got it reinstated after the last time they screwed up and canceled it. It took me 6 months to get it fixed. FML
Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML
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whiteboy7thst 2
This is how rock bottom feels.
deadpool91 0
wow you must have some pretty bad teeth lol
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TKrisha_fml 5
Your teeth muat be really bad if they denied you. Have every heard of brushing your teeth? it might make them good enough to get dental insure.
Rednomad 5
Denied by a company that said cannot be denied? Write a complaint to consumer report. That's the violation right there. It doesn't matter because dental insurance company will get more money and dentists can be paid as long as patient comes in regularly. Wait a minute, u can be only qualify if you have good teeth? What the tuck is that supposed to be good? How would they even know if its done thru online or write an application? Oh, how could they be selfish? more applicants, more money to make and less money to spend. More visits, more health teeths lead to live longer and prosper. What the...
geeksaresexy 18
I would bet money on this requiring a credit check of some kind because it's a an annual contract with the insurance company. OP probably doesn't have bed teeth, just a bad credit score.
Socomsnake 11
Sue the company for misrepresentation of information.
BulletCatcher12 0
that's false advertisement. you can legally sue them. I would. :p
whosechairisthat 0
loser
pegasus187 9
that's flagrant false advertising
rocketeer_97 1
ahhh ! your picture !
ogle5431 1
you must be British.
joker0812 3
OH NOOOO! Your life must really suck. GET OVER IT!
forever2life 0
sue for false advertisement. you cannot be denied means you cannot be denied. that's that.