Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I want to try out for American Idol. She responded with, "You don't take disappointment well." FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I tried out for cheerleading. The judges, two head cheerleaders, sized me up, burst out laughing and made fat jokes towards me. I fought back and called them, "twiggy fucking sluts." At that moment, the coach walked in and saw and reported me to the principal. The judges got off scott free. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
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Midnite_2raw 5
Just because you play "Dance Central" on the Kinect doesn't mean you can dance.
pinedo39 0
prove them wrong
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Comments (132)
superfly09 3
iaMmE fan as welll :)
mariet_fml 23
My friend swears this worked for her when she wanted to know how good of a dancer she was. Find a video of a dancer you really like. Recreate their surroundings, learn the dance, practice like mad, etc. Record yourself doing that dance. Compare. Granted, the other dancer probably had months to learn that dance and had the help of seasoned professionals. But if you can watch your video objectively (or have someone else watch it) and you cannot stand it then you are not as good as you think you are and not cut out for the show. It's important to do a dance that someone else made. It's harder to be objective when watching something you put a lot of work into. Besides all that, going on the show is about more than your ability to dance. You can be a great dancer, but if you cannot handle the pressure you will not make it very far.
Lisa89 3
Either a) prove them wrong or b) you think your skill is a lot higher than you actually are, and they might have a point. Sucks they are un-supportive, but lets see how your auditions go first...
rdvfyubuyg 1
well thats rude! I would've pushed my mom off her chair and yell at her :)
dotmyg0t 0
Just reading this comment has lowered my IQ.
rhpsfan9 10
Go for it anyways and prove your mom wrong
HOLYSHIAT 3
That reminds me of the time I was brushing my teeth and I ran out of tooth paste. Damn that sucked!
MrXerxes5 6
Luck to you on ABDC. the people on there are pretty amazing. too bad OP doesn't have at least a caring family that would lie to him about believing in him
staticninja 8
try out! it's the best show!
lovetennis11 0
lol don't stop believinnn!!
akmufasa 1
lolololololololololol she's speakin' the truth