Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I want to try out for American Idol. She responded with, "You don't take disappointment well." FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I tried out for cheerleading. The judges, two head cheerleaders, sized me up, burst out laughing and made fat jokes towards me. I fought back and called them, "twiggy fucking sluts." At that moment, the coach walked in and saw and reported me to the principal. The judges got off scott free. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
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Midnite_2raw 5
Just because you play "Dance Central" on the Kinect doesn't mean you can dance.
pinedo39 0
prove them wrong
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Comments (132)
sourgirl101 29
That is the only show I watch! I'm a huge "I Am Me" fan! If you and group have skills, show them off!
cbaidchris 6
show has been shit since season one. jabbawockeez and kaba modern could win every season. only good one since was poreotix and they were just ok
soonerchic11 0
some fan.. it's 'I aM mE' just sayin.
Livinia 11
Don't worry about what your mum said, go on with your dreams and make them true! :)
BWill9014 4
I don't know you and your crew's skill level but... the crews on ABDC generally have some level of undeniable skill... so for your own mother to so quickly shut you down... you might want to really take a look at how your crew compares with previous crews on ABDC and the crews in your area as well... but most importantly... don't sugar coat your skill level and just be blunt and totally honest with yourself and your crew after taking these steps... because it's truly the only way you will improve...
rocketeer_97 1
iconic boys sucked. so not every crew on there is the best.
KkoolAid 0
This is way to LOOOOONG to read!!!!
dotmyg0t 0
You said "crews" like a billion times.
hilariexcore 0
41- Iconic Boys were amazing and they're only like 11-14. They're going to go soo far. 51- Really? Lazy ass. I've seen a lot longer comments than that on here. It isn't too long and it's really good advice. 72- I don't think 6 = 1 billion. It's not like it was said unnecessessarily. And I completely agree with 36. Take a good look at your crew before going for it.
frankgrimes 4
cry baby
mnohoe 9
Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game. Prove them wrong.
KkoolAid 0
that's what I'm saying lol :D it doesn't matter what she thinks try it anyway u just might never know
chaoticnh 0
don't tell me that your crew white....cause then your really screwed
rbubbles 20
what are you on about you snowflake, "white" people can dance too
uhohitsguilbeaux 0
You act like white people can't dance. Racist much?
SpectSelf 0
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yung23 0
lmfao
teresa96706 29
I hope she was kidding. but at the same time, hey OP's mom was probably saying the truth. (preparing for the thumbs down I might be getting!
KkoolAid 0
aww Prove her wrong and try it anyway