Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom I want to try out for American Idol. She responded with, "You don't take disappointment well." FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I tried out for cheerleading. The judges, two head cheerleaders, sized me up, burst out laughing and made fat jokes towards me. I fought back and called them, "twiggy fucking sluts." At that moment, the coach walked in and saw and reported me to the principal. The judges got off scott free. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
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Midnite_2raw 5
Just because you play "Dance Central" on the Kinect doesn't mean you can dance.
pinedo39 0
prove them wrong
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Comments (132)
heyimjennyFML 5
you have such supportive parents!
hiloman500 0
at least they wished her luck...
that_is_Nathy 9
At least they're being honest. I feel so sorry for all those casting show-victims, because I always feel like they just don't have friends or so to save them from making themselves a joke in front of just everyone
amuck 0
well if they don't have any friends at least not too many people are going to make fun of them lol... and it's not like every single person in watches it or shows like that... but then again we need people without talent so we all can have a good laugh
amuck 0
in America
23oso36 0
whooooooooooooo CARES!!! you guys probably do suck. mom knows best
ADub55 0
Haters gunna hate. Prove 'em wrong.
RockstarRN 10
Forget them!!! And when you are rolling in $$$, don't give them any!!!
funktown 2
tear that shit up son
happy_dino 6
That's just mean... Well OP, I wish you the best of luck and I hope to see you dancing next season! Prove your mom wrong! :)
thatnucca 36
Look who's got two left feet...
IMveryHUNGRY 3
modivation!
whosechairisthat 0
ur so cute!!
skeetNyoEYEhoe 0
What is the definition of this word?
KaylieeJay 4
Good luck, but if your family are laughing at this, there is probably a reason. Everyone sees the bad singer or the bad dancer on those shows and their parents all think they are superstars OR don't have the heart to tell their kid otherwise. Better to be laughed at by your family then the whole country. I would re-consider your audition.