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Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML

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DocBastard 40

So stop playing WoW and move out of your parents' basement.

zp5 4

#1 so you're 13? then why does your info say you're 16?

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Comments (142)

PWNjaban 0

I'm 22, and mine is 10 pm. Stupid economy forced me to move back in with the parents. Life sucks, and I feel your pain.

FMLPatrolzxc 0

Just because you're an adult does not mean you don't need a curfew. Your parents probably just think you need your sleep. Or maybe try asking them why they set you a curfew.

Auval 2

true true my parents curfew was like 12 ish because they didnt want to hear me making noise and shit waking them up so maybe his family just wants there sleep or gtfo your parents house and find a job, go to college which i dont think i spelled right but who cares and if you cant do that work harder save some cash or crash/rent out with a friend dont post silly fmls like this just because you make small mistakes and want to bitch about them

bethanyleigh 0

no but being an adult should give you the right to decide when you should be home. so either move out or come to an agreement like letting them know whether or not you're going to be home. if you can do that then you only really have a problem unless you have no friends which makes curfew irrelevant anyway

kile88 2

Yes being an adult gives you the right to decide what time you come home if you live alone or with friends with the same routines. But parents will still make rules regardless of whether you're an adult or not and it's their house not yours at the end of the day.

KelceyLoves 0

Just today? Wow-wee!

underpaid011 0

quit crying, get a job, move out. simple.

banananut 0

Eat your parents, then you can stay out as late as you want.

KelceyLoves 0

^That.

Phustercluck 11

^Afore mentioned statement

5t3ff1k4h 47

I believe 'aforementioned' is one word.

honeybee366 0

48. stop correcting people you rude freak!!!!! God, you're such a bitch!!!

5t3ff1k4h 47

61 - Are you done with the immature outburst, yet?

MissGrinch 4

48 is not a bitch. 61, here is a dictionary.

tiger8255 13

*throws 64's dictionary at 61's face* FACEBOOK But seriously, read it.

D13g0 0

not all of us hate our parents.. its more common then you think.

Sammara 0

No matter where you live, your "landlord" will give you rules. In a dorm, you may have a curfew, and not be allowed to drink. In an apartment, you may not be able to have a cat or a party. If you live with your parents, you may have a curfew. If you don't like the rules, move.

GlaoigharAirm 0

YDI for using a when it should have been an!

hoghunter 1

pretty sure you should grab a sack of man and tell who ever this is to go **** themselves. At 22 I had just gotten out of the corps and done three tours in Iraq. if someone had tried to give me a 11pm curfew I would have laughed in their face and told them to go fund the nearest overpass and swan dive into traffic.

TheIrishJaneDoe 9

I find it funny that you mocked OP for not bucking authority, then immediately mentioned your service in the corps. Wasn't it sorta your job to submit to authority? O.o I've got nothing against the military, or those who serve. Your wording just struck me as chuckle-worthy.

birdmansangel 0

chad?

mike3775 39

The thing is, if your parents had insisted on it, and it was your only choice, you saying you wouldn't have listened to them? I know when I lived with my parents, they never gave me a curfew, but they did insist I at least tell them ahead of time around what time I would be home, so they would know whether or not to lock up the dogs who bark at any noise at night. I have a 16 yr old who is going to be a dad in a couple months, and if he lives in my house after he graduates High School, he will have to live with my rules or get out. Don't knock someone for having to abide by someone else's rules, if they don't like the rules they are free to leave as well, but not every person has that option either. I wouldn't let any of my friends who still lived with their parents stay at my place, because I value my privacy

smoke_eater05 0

hmmm, at 22, I was on my first deployment to afghan. curfew my ass!

fearfulsymmetry 1

Wow. You're not arrogant at all. What does your military service have anything to do with FML? Shut up.

Master_Of_Sand 0

YDI for still living with your parents.

RainbowxxVeinsx 17

Gaara ^-^