Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dangyo
United States
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Law and order
Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML
creeped_out_
United States
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
soliveyerlife
United States
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Bahi
Mind of my own
Today, despite the fact that I'm 20 years-old, my parents never allow me to go out and have fun with my friends, under the pretext that I'm a girl. I'm stuck at house all year long, I only go out to the college they forced me to study at, and they decide everything about me. I’m tired. FML
anonymous
United States
The Dictator
Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML
smurfisurfer1
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
mammasboy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Springfield, United States
You gotta be kidding me?
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
ForeverAlone
United Kingdom
Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year-old man. FML
sophiae123
Cadillac, United States
Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML
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DocBastard 40
So stop playing WoW and move out of your parents' basement.
zp5 4
#1 so you're 13? then why does your info say you're 16?
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Comments (142)
txgirl2013 14
YDI for living with your parents
Arsonnist 3
But tomorrow, you will be an 18 year old female with a hangover.
fmlsoobad 0
lucky mines 10
ArtOfDesire 7
11 PM isn't really all that bad? My parents set mine at 9 PM until I was 17 years old, now the rules are just to respect the fact that the rest of my family still goes to sleep at 9 PM so whenever I come home, I shouldn't wake anyone up.
phatdaddy62 23
move out. woos.
corbett06 3
cut the apron strings and move the hell out
country__chik 0
hahaha;) good luck tryin to get rid of that
lovelyliz916 5
I say talk to your mommy and daddy about it and see why they set that time, and also talk about the possibility of changing it. Just be an adult about it :}
Clumsyblonde22 12
Maybe it's about time you grew up and moved out! Then you wouldn't have to worry about it.
chrissyloveee 0
uhm.. I'm thirteen and I can stay up later than that.. ur 22.. see the problem here?
5t3ff1k4h 47
They aren't talking about how late they can stay up.