Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dangyo
United States
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Law and order
Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML
creeped_out_
United States
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
soliveyerlife
United States
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Bahi
Mind of my own
Today, despite the fact that I'm 20 years-old, my parents never allow me to go out and have fun with my friends, under the pretext that I'm a girl. I'm stuck at house all year long, I only go out to the college they forced me to study at, and they decide everything about me. I’m tired. FML
anonymous
United States
The Dictator
Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML
smurfisurfer1
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
mammasboy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Springfield, United States
You gotta be kidding me?
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
ForeverAlone
United Kingdom
Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year-old man. FML
sophiae123
Cadillac, United States
Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML
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DocBastard 40
So stop playing WoW and move out of your parents' basement.
zp5 4
#1 so you're 13? then why does your info say you're 16?
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Comments (142)
LadyLatina_fml 0
I agree with you because I'm about to be 20 In November and I have a 10 o'clock curfew!!
gh0st99 0
maybe OP just got married and handed over his balls. Eitherway grow up Boys do what they can, men do what they want.
missy_sad_face 0
hahaha this made me smile :) you know that you don't have a legal curfew right..?
x5xfmlx5x 0
I recommend u go 2 the doctor n get ur umbilical cord cut
DearCricket 0
Seriously, OP isn't a loser. I'm 19 and still live at home and I am damn content.
KAAINE01 0
I went threw the same thing and I'm in my 30's married and my dad still yells at me to cut my hair
Alicia860 0
wow I think it's time u move out YDI
sabbysaysrawr 0
i am 13 and my cerfeww is 11:00 !!
CareeBearr 2
I dont live with my parents, I'm 24 and have a 12 am curfew used to be 11, I feel your pain.
cat444des 0
well if you still live with your parents there must be a good reason...you're in school or you are not a responsible person. If you are in school and they give you a curfew you must be deserving it! If you are just not responsible enough to move out, you also deserve that curfew! Their house, their kids, their rules, you deserve it!