Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, my wife and I went shopping for new glasses at a local store, but we didn't really get to actually buying one. On our way back, she warned me that my glasses of choice should in no way be 'those big arty ones'. When I asked her why not, she told me that I 'look gay enough already'. FML
Today, I unintentionally came out as bi to my boss. He said he's fine with it and doesn't care either way, only that there is too much "gay propaganda" in the world and it shouldn't be shown and talked about so much. He also doesn't understand why I was reluctant to talk about my sexuality before. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
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I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5
tell her "well, I guess if I'm gay, we can't have sex anymore"
StopDropNRoll 11
Looks like a new car it is ^^
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Comments (86)
ch3s 4
Does the Prius happen to be blue?
uKNOuLOVEit 0
not unless its a rainbow colored prius :)
bredahl 26
Not sure what's worse...being the wife who has to deal with everyone thinking her husband is gay, or the husband who is afraid to get a prius because everyone thinks he's gay.
hateevryone 15
just get a truck or something and what kind of wife is she?
STP907 8
Tesla Model S is an option...if you want to shell out $50,000 or more
enopola 5
Well just limo tint the windows, then when eventually admit your gay to yourself, you can get that guy on guy ******* inside the car and keep it on the low.
jkurtz2006 3
Can't be more gay than having a Prius..
eparbackwards 3
How can people think you gay if your married to a women. Dumbasses these days.
1miss_fortune3 0
Cuz no gay person has ever in the history of mankind married someone of the opposite gender to convince themselves they're straight, or to fit in, or whatever. Definitely not.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for wanting a prius....
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yes, because wanting a fuel efficient car that saves you money on gas is obviously a very good reason to say YDI. Have fun with your gas guzzling SUV, you tard...
supermanshield 5
ha im gay and bought a prius yesterday!