Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
not living happily ever after
Virginia Beach, United States
Today, I deleted a load of junk that was messing up my mother's computer. I don't know how I'm going to tell her I accidentally wiped out all of her wedding photos. FML
Shrekkk
🌶️ Spicy
Surprise !
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
MILF
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Anonymous
Weyauwega, United States
Ungeeked
Today, while trying to fix a corrupted USB hard drive with my wife’s computer I accidentally wiped her laptop drive instead of clearing the external drive. I’m not allowed on her computers anymore. FML
Fraser
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
hb1
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
NSFW
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
BriSwag4321
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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21jason 9
I hope you had enough tissues
Jakesterk96 8
Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.
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Comments (161)
loserman67 36
Sounds like a little Oedipus complex working it's way to the surface.
zenrael 21
It is now safe to ejaculate your device.
xvenom7 0
Oh wow haha that's pretty funny
HannahWho 8
Your flash drive is a penis, your argument is invalid. :D
Fooberry 9
I lol'd. Thank you for making my day. Must have been awkward though. Ahahaha.
rdrr 2
Funny thing is that she ejaculates on my hard drive all the time. Your mom is Hot!
sodapopper 6
Sure you did.
tommyfox 19
Well, I'm sure the computer is fine with you pulling out.
UltimateGK 5
hahaha
JayJavaMonsterr 10
Lol nice job!! xD