Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I deleted a load of junk that was messing up my mother's computer. I don't know how I'm going to tell her I accidentally wiped out all of her wedding photos. FML
Surprise !
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
MILF
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Ungeeked
Today, while trying to fix a corrupted USB hard drive with my wife’s computer I accidentally wiped her laptop drive instead of clearing the external drive. I’m not allowed on her computers anymore. FML
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
NSFW
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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21jason 9
I hope you had enough tissues
Jakesterk96 8
Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.
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Comments (161)
jmad109 3
Says your from india...maybe just maybe u should be good with pcs? Dont hate my best friend is indian :P
SmittyJA24 26
OP's Freudian slip is showing....
1a2b3c4d5e678D 0
Awkies!!!!!!!(:
xZoeAmethystx 12
Congras', you successfully made a awkward situation.
CRC_101 31
A mere slip of the tongue; nothing wrong with that! ^_-
lolatyofail 0
did u wear protection
madigoosmith 2
DAMN U AUTOCORRECT!!!!!
caysters 12
Anyone else find it funny that he failed at giving computer advice... Yet he lives in India where almost all of our tech support calls go to? I lol'd...
Cody24485 0
Damn, I never thought of that, I'm going to tell myself NEVER to do that, and end up doing it anyway.
yeahreally 6
ahaha thats hilarious.