Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
not living happily ever after
Virginia Beach, United States
Today, I deleted a load of junk that was messing up my mother's computer. I don't know how I'm going to tell her I accidentally wiped out all of her wedding photos. FML
Shrekkk
🌶️ Spicy
Surprise !
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
MILF
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Anonymous
Weyauwega, United States
Ungeeked
Today, while trying to fix a corrupted USB hard drive with my wife’s computer I accidentally wiped her laptop drive instead of clearing the external drive. I’m not allowed on her computers anymore. FML
Fraser
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
hb1
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
NSFW
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
BriSwag4321
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Top comments
21jason 9
I hope you had enough tissues
Jakesterk96 8
Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.
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Comments (161)
j4ym4n 2
If that's the worst thing that happened all day... Then it's a good day mate
bamberbear 0
That's straight hilarious.
micahsmommy 13
First we learned today that we need to worry about catching viruses from computers, now we have to worry about STDs too?!
millz94 1
your moms face :0
UnleashedKilla1 4
You don't know how much I wish I was there.
cyK0tek 0
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! XD Get owned... Careful not to get an ETI(Electronically transmitted infection)!
AugustBurnsToast 14
Immediately after he said that he quickly tried to correct himself but his mom was already like WHAAAAAT? Lol
Twisted_Sire 3
Please be more careful when speaking, now imagine you had said that to a colleague or a teacher...
mama2b3 20
Some of the comments on here arent even relevent.
sj100511 0
Do you talk to your mother with that mouth?
j_cat187 20
Yeah