Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I deleted a load of junk that was messing up my mother's computer. I don't know how I'm going to tell her I accidentally wiped out all of her wedding photos. FML
Surprise !
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
MILF
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Ungeeked
Today, while trying to fix a corrupted USB hard drive with my wife’s computer I accidentally wiped her laptop drive instead of clearing the external drive. I’m not allowed on her computers anymore. FML
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
NSFW
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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21jason 9
I hope you had enough tissues
Jakesterk96 8
Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.
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Comments (161)
MMAlegendDAWT 0
Haha happens to everyone :P last Summer my brother told my uncle had had to "go take a ****"
ambamm135 7
Freudian slip eh?
shsbrownie 3
Was it a "floppy" disc or an external "hard" drive, if you catch my drift?
Snafuusmc 12
I don't think the PC will call back the next day.
DrMime 10
If your'e referring to the tech support hotline, then no, no they won't.
dubzta 1
Oh cum on it can't be that embarrasing
MaceFaceLOL 8
Your clever dog
ilarsnl 9
Did she remove it safely?
GFC23 6
In a way it's the same thing. Just remember the computer is like a guy, smart but very stubborn at times.
rubberduckie94 13
That is so funny. My son and I would have laughed so hard about that.
rubberduckie94 13
We find most things funny moms and sons usually dont
Devin91 20
I feel bad for your mother.
j_cat187 20
For some reason I read it as, "I feel bad for your monitor."