Anonymous
United States
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ouch!
Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML
BudmaudeY
Sweden
Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML
Amy
Prince George, Canada
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
LostInSunday
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Fight! Fight!
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Ouch
Steele, United States
How on Earth…?
Today, I cut my finger trying to open a door. Yes, I am just as confused as you are. FML
Break A Leg
You're grounded!
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
I don't know my strength
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
FistFighter
United States
Night fight
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
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haw008 14
How does that even happen?
Rachel1987 4
Lose weight? That's really gross.
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madmominaminivan 2
It happens to me sometimes too. I just tell people the bruises are from a roller derby fight and then they leave me alone.
Johnny6speed2 0
First of that sucks. 2nd of all these bastards banned me for commenting saying a girl had a nice rack. Really? These ******* nazis
EduJav321 24
Someone needs to work out
lolyeahthatsme 11
You must be smooth. Well not your arms.
thingamajiga 5
That must be quite a flab
mrnieto1894 0
Weight watchers?
alikcat 4
Jesus thats nasty
bigtaytay 13
Here's a tip: PUT DOWN THE FORK! FACE!!!
doubleohseven 0
Anyone who voted "ydi" is a cold, heartless b___h
prettypinkpixie 9
I guess that makes me a cold, heartless bh.
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