Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
It happens to the best of us. I have accidentally hit myself many a time in various embarrassing ways.
AC98 19
Haha, slow and steady wins the race op. Otherwise you gon be trippin
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Comments (19)
ZiaBerry 20
Yes, that sucks, but it's not really an FML
MyUsernameisEpic 29
How is it not an FML? It's an unfortunate event that occurred in someone's life.
nesteremily 31
My belt on my work pants love to do this. Someone at work asked me if everything was ok at home one time so I feel ya. FYL
AC98 19
Haha, slow and steady wins the race op. Otherwise you gon be trippin
MDoremis 38
It happens to the best of us. I have accidentally hit myself many a time in various embarrassing ways.
TheGreastest 24
Don't worry OP, happens to the best of us. I happened to be pulling my blanket towards me when my fist flung into my mouth. You'll be better soon!
ruudseriesx 25
Slow down turbo. It's not really a race. Unless there is another person uh... Yeah.
CyndiHouse3 5
Lmfao. It's okay, I've punched myself in the face while half asleep giving myself a black eye trying to put my pillow back in its case.
OnAMission 5
Looks like you didn't have time to waist judging by how fast you unbuckled your belt.
ClevelendBrown 9
I...I see what you did there.
dramaelf 37
Kinky.
Poundit 17
If that's the worst thing that you can say happened to you, I don't think you're worthy of saying "FML."