Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Been there, done that
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Not fair
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
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Sashay away!
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Pavlov's service
Today, I was sitting in the break room when my boss came in and yelled at me about a mistake. Because I've worked in customer service for years, I instinctively responded with, "I'm terribly sorry to hear that, sir. I hope you'll still consider us in the future." FML
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Freudian slip?
Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of Ds in my life!" All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML
Babe 3: Pig on the phone
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Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
That is not as embarrassing as when you accidently call your teacher dad or mom
Crlnprz 11
lmao nice double fail
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Comments (194)
snickerz01 0
you sir, are stupid
you_failed 15
Not really an FML but more like an awkward moment O.o haha sucks OP. Hopefully she didn't mind xD
LaughterofCorn 4
She'll reply with " It's okay ma'am".
GallifreyDog 2
Happens to me almost every day haha.
BountyBass 13
happens the beat of us
BountyBass 13
BEST of us
LolMoqz 10
Actually, it happens to everyone.
demonxshadow 1
Win.
Hockeyboy4280 18
You're like Marcy, while the teacher is like Peppermint Patty.
peppermintstick 0
That's the first thing I thought of too!
Brownstonius 0
LOL!
TNB_xACiDiC 0
i say this all the time, how is it an FML? i post better FML's & they dont get approved:/
icantellu 7
it's funny that you even use the term sir and/or ma'am at school
epyk_pryncess 8
in njrotc we had to call our instructors sir or ma'am. even higher ranked cadets. (I was battalion staff my senior year, I pulled rank all the time!)
pansewawesnap 0
It's called manners.
livin_plur 0
it's a sign of respect and maturity I think that's one of the things a teacher would take well
Trent_21 6
I did the same thing during boot camp.
HyundaiOwner7 0
I could see that being a problem... stressful times though.