OopsKid
France
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
randomgirl
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Been there, done that
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
GoodbyeNewJob
Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML
Sorry?
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United States
Not fair
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
dealtit
Toccoa, United States
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Anonymous
Sashay away!
Today, someone called out "Ma'am!" while approaching me from behind, but then said "Oops, sir!" when I turned around. I was wearing a corset and miniskirt with leggings. They were correct the first time. FML
please stay on the line
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Pavlov's service
Today, I was sitting in the break room when my boss came in and yelled at me about a mistake. Because I've worked in customer service for years, I instinctively responded with, "I'm terribly sorry to hear that, sir. I hope you'll still consider us in the future." FML
Crawlinginmymemes
Danvers, United States
Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML
Anonymous
Freudian slip?
Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of Ds in my life!" All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML
Anonymous
Stephenville, United States
Babe 3: Pig on the phone
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
MathTeacher
United States
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
That is not as embarrassing as when you accidently call your teacher dad or mom
Crlnprz 11
lmao nice double fail
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Comments (194)
IHHC 2
LOL, this happens in my class all the time. Only my classmates aren't that stupid to say it wrong twice..
Cell23 0
lol fail
Tsui 0
Nice going, sir…
GamerMaster2041 12
LoL u Fail Sir. Ma'am must be pissed off
WTFitsBob 4
rofl I do that to my teacher sometimes :)
FMLsOhilarious 6
Ha! Double fail.
sgracemoore 0
DAVID????
halflight17 1
Vous avez dites en francais ou anglais? Cause it's not so bad to say it in english... XD
Lazydirt 5
im doin this to the teachers I hate
FAYUL12345100 3
FYL. That's a real shame, sir.