Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
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iamtheinsomniac 11
That bites
PandaSmile 24
I guess wisdom teeth are aptly named. Seriously though I hope your face is ok OP
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Comments (90)
cgart96 15
Man, I couldn't imagine that happening. Hopefully you can either still get that job or at least find another similar job.
ladybuglet 22
Eat regular yogurt like an adult.
blackonblight 33
No, when you've just had your wisdom teeth out your jaw can hurt like hell. Moving it enough to get a spoon in is more pain than it's worth. So you find foods you can drink instead.
peacejunior 12
Once upon a time a dentist told his patient to bite on the cotton after he extract her tooth. Moments later, the doctor was almost tearing because she mistake his finger for a cotton and bite him really hard. We had to tap her to pull the doc finger out. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom.
sman640 6
You are not supposed to suck or spit like your oral surgeon most likely warned. so you deserve it for not listening to your oral surgeon
blackonblight 33
You don't have to suck on a go-gurt, in fact the way you end up punching yourself in the face while eating them is usually from NOT using suction and just pushing the food up the tube.
bbri123 0
And this is why I'm glad I don't have wisdom teeth. Surgery of any kind sucks, but cutting teeth out of the mouth is just so naseauting to think of.
blzrdsgrl 9
Happened to me as well. Except it splattered all over my face...
TogeBara 12
that's what she said
siggy_mcsigx 22
Time to eat some applesauce
Ki11erC 18
Captain please for those of us that don't assume the world is one country.
Word_Smith 3
Woah shit...
jeorgie210 4
Was getting the wisdom teeth "removed" from another Go-Gurt incident?