Blackshadows
Somerset, United States
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cooked
Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML
Badlucked
Montréal, Canada
Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML
cereal stepper
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
welcometomylife
Hanover, Germany
Today, after a shitty day, I went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat. When I grabbed the salt container, the bottom lid came off and the salt went everywhere. FML
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Slippery when wet
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
goodmorning
Nashville, United States
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Noisy
United States
QUIET!
Today, I tried to quietly open a bag of chips during a movie. The bag made so much noise that people turned around to stare. When I finally got it open, I dropped the entire bag on the floor and chips scattered down the aisle. FML
Kellz
United States
Do not feed the workers
Today, at work, I tried to sneakily open a bag of chips I had hidden in my desk drawer. The bag decided to explode as soon as I tore it open, sending chips flying everywhere. My boss chose that exact moment to walk by and saw me on the floor, frantically picking up chips. FML
crystalwho
United States
Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML
dancincherrychic
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML
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Justy101 23
Who knows, maybe you've discovered an amazing new breakfast cereal.
Emmiii_fml 18
Salty milk and soft chips, yum! I hope you didn't waste too many chips, OP :p
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Comments (93)
Grammer_Nazzi 9
How does one do this accidentally?
alexxxx92 9
As FMLs go this is rather mild. You lost like 5£ worth of products and nobody even saw you. You could literally throw away the chips and milk and forget about it 5 mins later.
bluefairy_fml 24
Why throw them? The combination might actually taste interesting, milk is delicious with salty things.
DarkStorm2Bad 14
Hah! I've been in a similar situation, myself - boiled some water for a cup of tea and poured it on my Cheerios. The only proper response was to say: "Shite!"
Arkajion 14
Not much of an fml. Your life didn't get impacted. At all. Only your chip and milk count.
slavka012 11
YDI for wasting our time with the lamest FML in months.
worldclassrager 41
Short sweet and straight to the point... It would be worse right? I used tomato juice before...I understand...
Kittyphysics 21
are you pregnant or have kids, op? kids eat your brain and suck your soul...
LycanGod 27
what were you smoking to confuse chips with cereal?
mattrd_fml 31
how do you "accidentally" pour milk into something? ydi
schalk 12
It happens. I once threw my dirty clothes in the toilet without thinking (after flushing fortunately).
BlueShade 17
I'm assuming you're tired, in which case, fyl. I once was so tired I threw away my antibiotics and tried to swallow my napkin. Sleepiness is relentless...