Blackshadows
Somerset, United States
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cooked
Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML
Badlucked
Montréal, Canada
Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML
cereal stepper
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
welcometomylife
Hanover, Germany
Today, after a shitty day, I went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat. When I grabbed the salt container, the bottom lid came off and the salt went everywhere. FML
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Slippery when wet
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
goodmorning
Nashville, United States
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Noisy
United States
QUIET!
Today, I tried to quietly open a bag of chips during a movie. The bag made so much noise that people turned around to stare. When I finally got it open, I dropped the entire bag on the floor and chips scattered down the aisle. FML
Kellz
United States
Do not feed the workers
Today, at work, I tried to sneakily open a bag of chips I had hidden in my desk drawer. The bag decided to explode as soon as I tore it open, sending chips flying everywhere. My boss chose that exact moment to walk by and saw me on the floor, frantically picking up chips. FML
crystalwho
United States
Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML
dancincherrychic
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML
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Justy101 23
Who knows, maybe you've discovered an amazing new breakfast cereal.
Emmiii_fml 18
Salty milk and soft chips, yum! I hope you didn't waste too many chips, OP :p
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Comments (93)
krazykat07 6
PotatoKiller!
SquirrelNutty 5
wow that was boring!
awkwardbrunette 9
Now this is a real FML
HaplessChef 4
on a scale of 1-snoop dogg, how high were you?
storeymonkey 9
This is a real FML
kalbrek009 20
How did this even make it on here..should be with the "best of the worst" or not at all...not sure why you'd have a carton of milk near your bowl of chips though...just makes no sense..so either you were just not paying attention or you made this up op.
Quasars 10
Did you try to eat it? If so, did it taste good?
kaysiescott 11
I hope you didn't eat it afterwards.
lady_death8 4
gross dude, pay attention lol sounds unpleasant
momo3p 22
Once I poured orange juice into my rice