Blackshadows
Somerset, United States
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cooked
Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML
Badlucked
Montréal, Canada
Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML
cereal stepper
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
welcometomylife
Hanover, Germany
Today, after a shitty day, I went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat. When I grabbed the salt container, the bottom lid came off and the salt went everywhere. FML
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Slippery when wet
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
goodmorning
Nashville, United States
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Noisy
United States
QUIET!
Today, I tried to quietly open a bag of chips during a movie. The bag made so much noise that people turned around to stare. When I finally got it open, I dropped the entire bag on the floor and chips scattered down the aisle. FML
Kellz
United States
Do not feed the workers
Today, at work, I tried to sneakily open a bag of chips I had hidden in my desk drawer. The bag decided to explode as soon as I tore it open, sending chips flying everywhere. My boss chose that exact moment to walk by and saw me on the floor, frantically picking up chips. FML
crystalwho
United States
Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML
dancincherrychic
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML
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Justy101 23
Who knows, maybe you've discovered an amazing new breakfast cereal.
Emmiii_fml 18
Salty milk and soft chips, yum! I hope you didn't waste too many chips, OP :p
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Comments (93)
americanafrican 32
i bet it tasted fantastic!
Starlight1029 18
This sounds like some dumb mistake I'd be the one to make xD
Lalala579121 28
Accident? More like innovation. How do you think ketchup chips were invented...
tiredofwaiting 25
Mondays are hard for everybody.
Soverain 15
First world problems
trucker2 33
Gross
2013bchan41 20
How tough am I?! I had a bowl of chips for breakfast this morning! Yeah so? Without any milk.
ZoroMiHawk 25
shouldnt that read *with milk? Nothing tough about a regular bowl of chips otherwise
rainbowsRlove 15
ahhh breakfast of champions!
Jryan952015 7
I think the question that should be asked is did he still eat the chips or did he throw them away. If you ate the gross If you threw them away, then shame on you for wasting food when there are starving people in the world.
Ichiya 29
Damned if they do and damned if they don't?
DoomSkuller 28
That's ok, I once confused a yellow bottle of Nesquik chocolate syrup for a bottle of mustard and put it on a hamburger by accident