Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML
Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting and blaming it on me. They weren't silent; they sounded like trucker farts and smelled like death. I was there for over an hour. FML
Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML
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Top comments
arano 29
**** the kids life. I can't say I wouldn't have found it hilarious though.
BalamCruz 14
Do you smell it? A kind of smelly smell... A smelly smell that smells smelly
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Comments (50)
toasted1 13
...she didn't need to make a big stink out of it!
toasted1 13
...He rips one and she makes a big stink out of it! ...kinda like a ventrilo-fart, sweet! ...I also love how OPs fart smelled so nasty it made a stranger mad ! ...hats off to you sir! (glad you're seeing a doctor)
Colon_Man 17
How is this an FML? Especially from a guy? High fives, all around, I say!
millie14225 31
I hope that you sucked it up and admitted it. You can't have a good conscious about a kid getting yelled at because of you!
kwats7 3
????
Rainyknights22 16
Poor kid. Lol
gamernation89 10
Lmao
l3g10n 10
was the little kid called butters? did he get grounded?
gabbiedelaura 8
That's freakin comedy! That poor kid is so screwed though lol.
cumminsncope 4
I would've laughed my ass of