Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML
Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting and blaming it on me. They weren't silent; they sounded like trucker farts and smelled like death. I was there for over an hour. FML
Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML
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Top comments
arano 29
**** the kids life. I can't say I wouldn't have found it hilarious though.
BalamCruz 14
Do you smell it? A kind of smelly smell... A smelly smell that smells smelly
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Comments (50)
liveloveadopt 9
Hah! This is one of the funniest FML's I've seen in awile
Baron_Kaz 15
This is a win... How is it a FML??
aeryn97 17
that poor kid LOL.
donuts678 25
Today, my mother yelled at me in a crowded waiting room, for ******** my pant I have no idea idea what she is talking about, FML
SexyQueen0905 24
Did she publicly shame her kid for shutting his pants? Doesn't feel right to me.
gobiteme2 34
Really you as an adult or someone who is at least older couldn't figure out how to get up and go to the restroom.
uhnevermind 24
For a fart?
MariaGiovanni 25
yes for a fart. you can feel when it's something stronger like that. if it smelled that bad there was obviously something going on and they probably needed to use the restroom soon anyway
captainsmegma 12
First rule of farting in public is make sure you can pass the blame. You have learned well.
vikky538 29
Ou might need a fabreze butt plug.
hardcorefan16 22
I literally laughed out loud when I read this.
DexBanWhore 6
I bet the kid just looked at you like dafuq bro