Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls. FML
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ephram17 24
OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.
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TheGolfGTI 24
I think you kneed to apologize for that too.
clevergirl98 20
Double whammy?
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Comments (98)
texxasboy 5
right, "accidentally". code for revenge lmfao
shinohakari 8
I do that to I'm just clumsy so he gets hurt
Jethco 15
Stop apologizing before you cause serious damage. Lol
fushengyuan 20
Are we expecting FML from u r husband anytime soon?
akai4986 16
always the people you love the most are the people who hurt you
Shadow73 13
Did anyone else suddenly start hearing that song from Chicago in their heads. "He had it comin'"
ireallylikecats 16
F his life
hhlucky14 17
How do you knee him in the balls in bed on "accident" -.-
limabeans101029 21
It can happen, I've come close to it multiple times! Usually it nearly happens when my boyfriend and I are facing each other while lying in bed and I bring my knees up so I'm sort of curled up in a ball (just because it's really comfy to lie like that).
shadokis 15
I think I've been married to you before......Seriously, my ex did the same to me once. It was nobody's fault and we had a good laugh at it later.
messymessiah 11
Do you have a serious twitch or something? Or restless-leg syndrome?