Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls. FML
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ephram17 24
OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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TheGolfGTI 24
I think you kneed to apologize for that too.
clevergirl98 20
Double whammy?
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XxMsEvilxX 5
this happens to me sometimes.
ProSwimmerFL 16
Where's your husbands post ? I would hate to be him, and did you have to sleep on the couch, or did he willingly go there OP?
samurai1833 16
He should be writing this post
zman92 13
I guess you had a dream about him cheating on you
kaylae22 13
I feel for you both I did that once to my bf while pregnant but he had to go to the ER for a cracked nut later on I gave him a bi once he was healed up and fine. He still wants to marry me after he gets a nut cup inplated
Spankydamonkey 2
am I married to you? this sounds so much like my wife.
daemonsparta 16
fhl
samleisenring 12
I would slap you back.
TheEASON 3
And that's why men don't like cuddling
waramoore 3
sounds like he's having a case of the mondays