Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls. FML
ephram17 tells us more.
ephram17 24
OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.
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TheGolfGTI 24
I think you kneed to apologize for that too.
clevergirl98 20
Double whammy?
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Comments (98)
LMF1 3
Sounds like he should be the one posting on here
thunderniron 22
Sounds more like FHL than yours. Just sayin'.
Antonio2000 4
More like **** his life
sexymomo1234 20
Here's a thought! Kiss his boo boo and make it all better!
anonamous14 9
I've done that before too lol oops
Exaspera 55
Say,"I'm sorry but I kneed you so much!"
vikky538 29
The second hit needs a bigger apology.
ZelmaSlayer 30
"Accidentally"
Carlitosfmc 18
I think that's you subconscious acting
ephram17 24
OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.
bleedingglitter 24
Been there done that. Anytime I try to apologize for hurting my husband by accident, my clumsy ass hurts him again.
FitFriday 32
Seems like your subconscious wants to hit him
pjsr 33
But... how did these happen?
jstaines47 16
You have a husband? You look like you are 12 @ 60
erenjaeger 16
Some people just look way younger than they are. I look 13, and I'm 24.
TabooSushi 24
Are you guys secretly mine and my husband's doppelgangers? Because I accidentally hurt him ALL the time like that. He always forgives me, but he does like to tease me for it, haha!
bleedingglitter 24
I'm 22 with an associates degree. I know I look young though. The first date we went on they asked my husband if it was cool for me to have a big kids menu and that's when I was 17.
Familyof3 5
Honestly I read this and thought I've done this many times. They make you feel bad and will always tease you. But we still love them, offer kissing both spots better?