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Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls. FML

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OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.

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I think you kneed to apologize for that too.

Double whammy?

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Freudian slips!!

copydude 7

Love Hurts!

"Accidentally"

I'm sure you apologised with a special favour ;)

With what happened with the first apology, I'm not sure he'd want the "favor." Think of the potential consequences! D:

Kiss his latest boo boo it'll help

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bezserk 4

FML seriously? i dont think that applies here

Your poor husband! You're accidentally dangerous for him?

Don't worry OP, give it a week and you'll both be laughing about it.