Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls. FML
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ephram17 24
OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.
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TheGolfGTI 24
I think you kneed to apologize for that too.
clevergirl98 20
Double whammy?
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Comments (98)
martin8337 36
If nothing else, you're dangerous. :)
CoopsShea 11
You must be quite the hit
Hildy93 21
How? How do you manage to do it twice...
bdsmslave 18
Knight steel armour. There's an idea for a birthday present, if you don't already have one. It sounds like the poor man needs it.
Exaspera 55
Or at least a mask and a cup
AbsyntheMayhem 23
More like **** HIS life!
crazy_loner 25
Your husband is one unlucky guy...
Destinee_1 13
That blows
Seabass_Chan 33
**** your husband's life.
WOTAN1488 24
Are you trying to kill him lol FHL
Mightytall 35
"accidentally"