Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML
Today, I was having a really vivid dream in which I had to take a penalty kick to win the World Cup for the USA. I took the kick, but in reality, I smashed my foot against my bedroom wall and broke four of my toes. I also missed the kick in my dream. FML
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
Today, a soccer ball hit my car while I was going 75 mph on the freeway during my drive home. I still don't know how to explain it. FML
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MOLLMcAWESOME 11
When I made my first basket it was in the other teams basket. I was so embarrassed I cried. The refs gave them a point for it. That was the one point they beat us by...
darwinism 30
Heads up OP. A goal is a goal! While you sit on the bench for the next few games you can see how it should be done. Just tell your coach you were trying to confuse the other team by working your way from the back up. Good luck.
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Comments (56)
Drayna 2
This is what's passing for **** my life these days?
soccerstar1996 18
In soccer, this happens. Pick yourself up and keep playing! Just like in any other sport!
rfvyhn 14
What a drama.
Autobot93 10
Why is this even here?
NiCeGuY115 14
This isn't that big a deal...
darwinism 30
Heads up OP. A goal is a goal! While you sit on the bench for the next few games you can see how it should be done. Just tell your coach you were trying to confuse the other team by working your way from the back up. Good luck.
soccerstar1996 18
It ain't about how hard you can hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward! Just keep playing dude, a real goal will come to you naturally
CommonSenseKarma 17
You people are too optimistic.
soccerstar1996 18
#15, I play soccer...as you can tell by name. And if this attitude didn't work, I wouldn't be talking about it. Half the game is in your head, if you can't discipline your mind into a good mood, then you're gonna blow in the actual game
CommonSenseKarma 17
You're taking me way too seriously.
fareith 15
Sounds like OP needs some Forrest Gump style directional signs.
Jemm_fml 29
No, dude a goal is not a goal and especially not in football... Those nets are at the opposite sides of the field so an own goal is always an accident. It's one of the most embarrassing things a defender can do because at that side of the field he's trying to move the ball not score it!
DocBastard 40
*Pssst...Jemm...it was a joke.*
Jemm_fml 29
Oh. Whops! Can I blame this on too much blood in my caffeine?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
No you can't blame caffeine Jemm, please just fu-coffee!
MOLLMcAWESOME 11
When I made my first basket it was in the other teams basket. I was so embarrassed I cried. The refs gave them a point for it. That was the one point they beat us by...
perdix 31
#8, a basket is worth two points, so your basket was not the difference between a loss and a tie, it was the difference between a loss and a win. Hope that helps!
Really_SIGH 7
hmmm considering both yours and op's stories confusion is a side effect of stupidity.
oj101 33
I don't blame you. In a high paced game, it's easy to lose a sense of direction, especially when you go back and forth.
lexi365 20
Yes.... But OP could have looked at the goal keepers and realized the one OP shot on was his teammate.
patrickalamo 48
And in reality it is not a real sport... Soccer is a game we let children play till they can play a real sport like football.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Last I checked football was pretty much rugby with helmets. You learn to play a real sport.
Darkcamzy 10
#31, People like you that think that football is the only sport in the world are so annoying, I've played both soccer and football and I can say, that while football may be a more aggressive sport, soccer is way more exhausting
illegalbeagle69 23
#31, people like you.. you run around and get tackled but you still have all that equipment on while in soccer you get knocked down and kicked quite a bit and you don't wear half the protection soo.. boom.
Likian5 26
#31 Soccer's not a real sport? So where's YOUR World Cup?
tj4234 36
#31. if you want to try a real sport try shinty. It's like hockey but without the protective gear. Only the hockey sticks and the ball. Oh... and the ball is in the air, not on the ground. So people get hit with the sticks all the time.
IAmJad 18
9, OP is just bad. Leave it at that.
patrickalamo 48
Yes... The spider set his trap in #31 and caught many little flys. However, I still cannot figure out how a soccer player by being looked at can flop around on the ground more than the guys in the WWF. Wimps or just a child's game? You decide...
SpaceRaptor 8
Don't lie op, your a secret agent planted by the other team. I see through your lies.
soccerstar1996 18
Even the best players in the world score own goals, look at Gerard piqué in the semi finals of the champions league! Just pick your head up mate
slickchrome 11
I've done that