Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time in years, I broke down in tears, over a Hallmark commercial. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
life101
PMS FTW
Today, I realized how emotional I get around my time of month when I cried because a cheese commercial was so "touching." FML
kibblegirl
Today, I was so hungry that my mouth started watering during a dog food commercial. FML
Mitch
Bayamon, Puerto Rico
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Anonymous
Empathy is never toxic
Today, I was sitting outside of a counseling center waiting for someone, watching an older lady bawl her eyes out as she exited the building. Absolutely broke my heart, because asking her if she was okay would have been intrusive and unasked for... and yet I can't get the sight of her crying out of my head. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
sadrainindeed
United States
Emotional support please
Today, I cried myself to sleep. Last night too, and the night before that, and the nights before those. But I guess that’s what life is, huh? FML
Forever alone
Hesperia, United States
Sorry…
Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nervous
Today, I sat down to discuss wanting a promotion and ended up getting so nervous that I broke down crying in front of my boss. FML
dramateach11
United States
Gene Cusano
Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML
Anonymous
Waning
Today, my spouse gave me the gift of hugging me. I'm so touch-starved, I cried. I can see our relationship crumbling but I'm the only one who seems to want to fix it. Our kid saw me and I can't even explain how sad it made me. FML
Top comments
upyourzlolz 11
Awww! I'm feeling such SYMPATHY for you! I hope you GET WELL SOON! Anyway, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! P.s. HAPPY HOLIDAYS P.P.S. I'm so sorry about your uncle. Accept my CONDOLENCES.
Calen5556 0
Those cards seem to just dig into people's emotions..."Happy Birthday." :')
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Comments (129)
melikeyturtles 3
The gender is not specified so OP could be a guy. You period pun isnt needed.
papahugsmefunneh 2
In years...when was the first time?
Salkadi 9
This is posted by a woman right?
xcarxcrashx 9
Mary Anne Spier
brun12 1
Maybe you're pregnant...
MrSaxMan 0
Were the sales that outrageous?
perdix 31
If the OP is a dude, his "bros" won't want to see his sensitive side.
skyiscool 0
First time in years? You used to have a problem with crying while watching hallmark card commercials, stopped for a while, and relapsed into crying again
5xteem 0
For the first time in years? You've done this before!?!!?
funnyshizz69 2
First time in years?!? Hell yeah your body needed to cry! Don't be surprised if that happens more often.